Grocery store

A place where my father goes to buy cigarettes for 7 years and then calls to say he forgot the milk

Ill be right back son *whispers in ear* tell your mom that I was going to the grocery store

by fatheradootiongrocerystore July 25, 2019

30 Store

Code for a triple X store, a XXX store.
Where they sell adult toys and things of that nature.

Man did you see Jared coming out of the 30 store earlier? He was holding like six bags of dildos and a ball gag!

by Litdaddypumpkin December 1, 2019

S-story

S-story

A story about s*x to make u horny

S-story

Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you

You have been waiting months for this

You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-

by Idk.....,... December 8, 2020

Thrift Store Tits

Large scrumptious breasts that are underneath a thrift store shirt

She’s hot, did you see her thrift store tits underneath that old sweater from goodwill?

by BandanaP April 20, 2021

Grocery store

A grocery store is just a place where you can buy your groceries. Nothing to great about it!

I’m gonna go to the grocery store because we ran out of milk.

by Bell is the name August 26, 2021

Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.

That was a definite ewan story.

by Rushmead January 15, 2022

Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess

guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY

by veryreallygood January 15, 2022