Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.

She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.

by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020

The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.

Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.

by Jaeto February 10, 2010

Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are

"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"

by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017

squirrel jawed

to suck on a guys nuts

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.

We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.

by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.

by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017