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fastpitch softball

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.
"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"
by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007
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gone soft

An excuse that is made for being unable to perform a task due to equipment failure or lack of fortitude.
Bob was going to ask the girl at the bar for her number, but he went soft on the way over and just ordered a drink.

Bob's laptop battery had gone soft so he had to plug it in to continue the presentation.

Obama said a lot of things to get elected, but he's gone soft and nothing has changed.
by Solarnomad February 17, 2010
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Soft-On

The state of the penis in between the flacid state and an erection. The penis usually looks huge at this time but still soft.
Omg! Your penis is huge!

Oh I just have a soft-on.
by JohnnyPops February 17, 2009
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soft copy

Bob Cc'ed me a soft copy of the documents.
by Tom Pitre October 24, 2003
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SOfies

Me and Gregg just took some SOfies! Aren't we adorbs!
by Dcchik23 April 20, 2015
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sofloantonio

A wombat who loves kidnapping men, dressing them up as Jesus and forcing them to view his stolen content. After this, he rips off their foreskin with his teeth and adds it to his collection of stolen foreskin. Then he shoves his long, thin tongue into their urethra so he can taste some of their wee wee. While he does this, he continuously exclaims that he's Facebook famous.

Also, doesn't even have a good lawyer. Sofloantonio, pls respond.
Marcus Dibble: *roasts tf out of soflo and exposes him as a fisher (fisher for likes, that is) on YouTube*

Sofloantonio: *can't afford a real lawyer to get the Youtube video taken down*
by RainbowKitties_ September 4, 2016
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soften your cock

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.
by Mandingler April 16, 2017
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