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Bob Semple

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.
Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
by Minitru December 2, 2018
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Simplicate

Turning something simple into something complicated by over-analyzing or over-working it.
Jerry simplicated a perfectly good peanut butter and jam sandwich by adding honey and bananas to it.

I hate the colour I painted the bedroom, let's simplicate things by tearing down the whole house and rebuilding a new one instead of repainting it.
by Sarah_Clay July 16, 2008
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Simplex

Simple + Complex = Simplex. A problem or something else that seems simple but is complex actually.
A: It's a rather simple sum. I'll solve it easily.
B: My friend, it looks so simple but is quite complex indeed.
A: Do you mean that it's a simplex sum?
B: Yes, I do. It has both simplicity and complexity inside.
by Rajeeb2014 November 25, 2014
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Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".
I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.
by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006
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collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."
Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.
by en1ightened August 16, 2006
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whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014
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Simples

This word simplesly mean that something is extreme easy to understand or enormous uncomplicated.
My name is Aleksandr Orlov, founder of comparethemeerkat.com. Please enjoy use of my site. It has been specials designed for easy way of comparing meerkats. Simples!
by lyley2010 October 24, 2009
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