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Shirvan

The act of making a chocolate milkshake, pouring it into a random male’s asshole (age range between 49-91), cumming inside of his asshole immediately after, having your mother suck your dick for 3.27 seconds then going to Chipotle with your best friend Jerry.
Billy: Hey man I really need to complete this shirvan, wanna come to Chipotle with me?

Jerry: Sure.
by Anonymous28261659 August 23, 2021
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fractal shirt

An infinitely wrinkled shirt. Often seen on IT staff who wear a single shirt for days on end, wrinkling if in the process of sleeping in their chairs, under their desks, on the corporate couch, etc.
I pressed the doorbell, and this techie in a fractal shirt and 5 days' worth of beard opened the door, groggily.
by Wohali September 23, 2005
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over the shirt action

weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.
I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic
by mr. earlobes March 12, 2009
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Northeastern Wet T-Shirt

The sexual act of removing a man or woman's shirt and inserting completely into their rectum. After complete insertion, the t-shirt is removed and worn by the person voted to receive the ejaculatory reward.
-I was going to wear that Justin Bieber t-shirt Chase got me, but he never gave it back after last night's Northeastern Wet T-shirt surprise move in bed.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.
by Cheesy D March 14, 2011
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T Shirt

a T Shirt is about 1.7-1.8 grams of cocaine.
"ay homeboi u got that T Shirt on deck"
by Skizz-Nutt October 4, 2005
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Shirt Shot

The act of looking down a girl's shirt.
"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"

"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"
by Cat Food October 20, 2009
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the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.
I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!
by Jeff June 24, 2004
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