Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 1, 2009

rubefest

n. A gathering (usually, but not necessarily of humans) in which unsavory people, most commonly male sports fans, get together and make a room smell like cottage cheese and beer farts.

n. Closet homosexuals (most often male) who have masturbated to Brett Favre being a Minnesota Viking more times than they have touched a woman since 2009.

"Oh my god, I've got to get the fuck out of here".

-"Why"?

"This bar smells like a shit-bomb was detonated in it".

-"Oh, that, ...yeah it's just these rubes, they come in here actin' like they're gonna blow each other when our team scores a touchdown. ...what a fkin' rubefest."

by deliciouscottagecheese March 18, 2010

Rubber chicken

Used to hit people when they steal your chicken nuggets

You stole me nuggets.... * gets rubber chicken out*

Hits nick with rubber chicken

Nick: ow rubber chicken hurts

by $ky pace December 12, 2018

stubble rubber

A pillow biter, slang for a male homosexual, a knock against a guy's sexual orientation, one who "rubs" his "stubble" against another's "stubble", gay male sex play...

"Are you sure Anderson isn't a stubble rubber???"

by 440SuperCommando January 1, 2009

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks

Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.

Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.

by c/council February 21, 2011

rubbernecking

1. (v.) bearing witness to the troubles of friends, either by accident or on purpose, and not being able to walk away from the wreckage.

2. (v.) holding a bong and or bowl being passed around for too long

1. The whole world can't stop rubbernecking Brittney Spears downward spiral.

2. "Yo man, why you rubbernecking that bong? Pass that sh*t..."

by Robin H. April 23, 2007

rubberband hoe

a girl that keeps coming back even after doing numerous trifflin things to her, i.e girl who is sprung

That rubberband hoe had sex with him again even after he dumped her!

by bonita9233 June 23, 2008