reverse lag

Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.
"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."
by fmanuswa November 26, 2013
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Reverse lace

When someone falls asleep and passes out, his or her friends can remove the laces of their shoes and lace them backwards so they need to be tied near the toe.
When Sack passed out, we so reverse laced him.
by Sack pranker March 09, 2018
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Reverse Groundhog

A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.
Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."
by Hilbeah Albion December 01, 2010
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Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 13, 2023
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Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

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by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022
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Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.
“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”
by Aliceandra1994 January 04, 2020
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Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.
Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!
by GypsyEyes666 September 02, 2020
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