Phantom's revenge

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".

I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

better than revenge

The mood you get when another girl steals your man in the most shameless way possible, forget when Taylor Swift said "Don't pit women against each other", nah girl, ask yourself for a while "What would Taylor Fetus have said?", exactly...
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!

TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...

by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024

habibi's revenge

The extreme GI distress following consumption of improperly prepared middle eastern food. Similar to Montezuma's revenge, but centered around the hate for western culture instead of colonization.

Last deployment "habibi's revenge" had me in medical for 3 weeks after I had a street kebab and Chai.

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 1, 2024

habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.

I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024

Mahatma's Revenge

Traveller's diarrhea obtained while travelling in the Indian Subcontinent.

May also refer to diarrhea that inevitably occurs from eating Indian food in the rest of the world.

See Montezuma's Revenge for its Mexican Equivalent.

"Mom wanted to enjoy her vacation in Goa , but she spent most of her trip sharting over a hole in the ground, a victim of Mahatma's Revenge."

"I used to love eating from the buffet at Taj Palace, but every time I go there I get Mahatma's Revenge, and I end up projectile diarrheaing my rogan josh and saag paneer all over the bedspread."

by Greasers Stay Gold February 12, 2024

Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.

My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.

by DumbFxck April 18, 2024

Tommy’s Revenge

When you put your dick in a girls Vagina and she pees on it

I heard Joey’s girl Tommy’s Revenged him

by Icevest July 7, 2024