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I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
by The_Egoist June 7, 2011
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E-Racist

People who post hate filled messages via internet. E-Racists are too afraid to expose their true racist belifes in real life for fear of being beaten up or stabbed.

Your typical e-racist will be a white male from the ages of 12-40 all of which still live with their parents.

You can find their postings on random porn sites in which they see the size of another races genitalia and become extremely jealous.

You can also find E-Racist postings on Urban Dictionary in which these little bastards post definition to words like coon, nigger, and tar baby
White kid #1: "Dude, look at all those black guys gang banging that white hooker!"
White kid #2: "How come we never gang banged a white hooker?"
White kid #1: "I dunno but it makes me angry! (Types) Fucking jungle bunny niggers stealing up all the good respectable white hookers..."
White kid #2: "Dude, thats not cool!"
White kid#1: "Its ok man i'm only an E-Racist!"
by Thelastblackhope July 25, 2008
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nu-racist

Someone who dislikes a person not for the color of their skin, but for that individual's adherence to stereotypes about the relevant skin color.
Nu-racists don't hate all black people; but rather, black guys who actually have a TV tucked under their arm, with a grape drink in the other hand, riding a stolen bike away from the scene of the crime.
by C-N@$ty January 23, 2011
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Semi-Racist

The difference between someone who only jokes of another race just to get a good laugh without having any negative feelings towards that race, and someone who insults another race because they harbor ill feelings towards them.
Oh, he says jokes about other races, but he is only a Semi-Racist.
by Selifira June 14, 2016
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Gameday Racist

Using casual stereotypical nomenclature to describe an event where drinking was involved; usually in a public setting.
One person is retelling a story about getting drunk on a gameday with friends, with all explitives and racist terms used then repeated now, while there is a hot chick who is of that race standing ten feet away from you.
You then point at them, laugh, and say "Gameday racist".
by Naradana March 19, 2009
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Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.
My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.
by heynow_1 February 2, 2010
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food Racist

a rude term for someone who is a picky eater; someone who will only eat certain types of food
While Rachel's father tried to find a nice way to say "picky eater", Rachel and I were cracking jokes about how Food Racist we are
by Short And Morbid December 28, 2009
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