Roman’s Piss

When you went into the bathroom for some other arbitrary reason and decide to piss since you’re already in there.

“When in Rome, piss as the Roman’s Piss” - Confucius

by roanotherwan December 13, 2025

Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025

Roman Salute

Verb: The act of a man getting spit roasted with an ass at 1 glory hole and a mouth at another glory hole in a middle stall in a restroom.
Note that if the same thing happens with a woman in the middle, that's a french fact finding trip.

I got a roman salute in Tampa, I got 2 different bacterial STIs, and now I'm trying to figure out which infection started in which end.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

roman

bowling man who’s also niko belivics cousin

roman: Niko, it’s your cousin. let’s go bowling

by tuff hater fr March 1, 2025

Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.

Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!

by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025

Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).

Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.

by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025

Roman Klish

Really good at lacrosse, school, lifting weights, being cool, kind to others, sick jawline, lives in Jackson, benches 225, has a mullet, drives a jeep, goes by Rome for short

Kenny: "Yo, Rome absolutely grilled that team the other day with his 17 goals."
Uneducated bull: "Who is Rome?"
Kenny: "Roman Klish is just the sickest guy on the planet."

by NoDaLaaaa March 19, 2025