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redneck truck parade 

Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood
I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes
redneck truck parade by bhrules November 5, 2020

Redneck sushi

A homemade flashlight rednecks use when they can’t get any pussy
Cledis has been striking out at the bar so he’s been using that redneck sushi

Redneck foie gras 

When on insert expensive butter in opposite orifice of preferred roadkill then massage and marinates liver to ones enjoyment and satisfaction.
Buns sure was excited to make redneck foie gras after hitting that doe with his truck . He sure needs a girlfriend , this is the third time this week he’s made that dish

RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.
Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck

Redneck Pudding Cup 

A sexual act, in which a person defecates into their partner's mouth. Then pressing their partners cheeks together causing the fecal matter to gush out of their mouth as if they were squeezing a pudding cup.
Man, Jeff had a video of Tommy shitting in Beth's mouth, then he squeezed her cheeks and yelled REDNECK PUDDING CUP!

redneck riviera 

The Mississippi and Alabama Gulf Coast that includes Biloxi, Gulf Shores, and Gulfport. The water tends to look like raw sewage and the air smells like sweaty tampons. The beaches are usually littered with broken beer bottles and old condoms. Fine dining along the beach consists of... a Waffle House.
Tyrone: "Where da hell you going in those confederate flag swimming trunks, T-Bob?!?"

T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."

Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
redneck riviera by jvarna5 January 28, 2008