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Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
by The Big......0 December 9, 2020
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Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.
Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.
by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025
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Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).
by jd doe77 April 2, 2011
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pumpkin village

Potemkin village isn't a word you often hear unless you're into certain stuff so it's like that stuff is its own dialect of overall stuff, so sometimes when you need the word and try to think of it, you come up with pumpkin village, little potato village, and other crop named villages
by Master of beargreen January 25, 2025
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin
Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands
by tater_anne September 30, 2017
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pumpkin pressure

Being pressured to change your twitter profile to match a Halloween theme
In October the pumpkin pressure is really annoying
by jh5g April 19, 2018
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