to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus February 12, 2016

Pull a dooley

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

by Alt. June 08, 2009

Pull a Riona

When you are about to go to a restaurant that has nothing that you like and you pre-eat at home.

Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!

by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021

Pull a scalp

To steal somebody else's joke and claim it as your own.

Brian just told my joke to everybody else and said it was his, way to pull a scalp!

by fireaway12 May 26, 2009

Pulling a Saity

When an individual makes plans and promises with people but fails to follow through with them, using phrases like 'problem is mate' and 'i'd love to but', to get out of tight situations.

You: Hey man, where's Dave? He'd said he would deffinatley come.

John: Nah mate, he said he can't make it anymore because he's already made plans.

You: But dude, we planned this weeks ago. Fuck sake he's always pulling a Saity!

by El Scrotum May 25, 2010

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 20, 2020

Pulling A Wilbur

Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.

Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?

Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.

Person Two: That sounds brutal.

by Leafy Sapnotdream October 26, 2020