Poop on me and lick it off

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011

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poopaloop

The act of pooping a loop, preferably in a toilet. Requiring great skill and effort.

The varsity football team cheered him on as he mastered his poopaloop in the locker room.

by ScrappyDoo69 August 1, 2012

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When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.

"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."

by kevinisrad December 17, 2013

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road poop

The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.

I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.

by frozencanuck December 21, 2008

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Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

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