You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
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When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
by kevinisrad December 17, 2013
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Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?
Me: ...because it is weed.
Mom: Can I see it?
Me. ...sure.
Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?
Me: ...because it is weed.
Mom: Can I see it?
Me. ...sure.
Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013
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Get the oh-poop mug.When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.
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