The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
by Michael Cluskey October 05, 2006
by lfweknrnwer May 08, 2010
by handsometbone November 28, 2013
like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! June 01, 2011
A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.
by John 1-2 November 06, 2008
by Trey and Gianna June 03, 2018
A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
by Urban Dictionary April 14, 2004