Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.

Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man

by lfweknrnwer May 8, 2010

poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

by handsometbone November 28, 2013

pussy poop

Verb: to give birth, to push (or poop) a baby out through the vagina

Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child

by Choppa “Tay Diggs” Jaqcuel April 23, 2019

poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!

A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

Poop doop

When a guy is fucking a girl in the Coochie and she slides it up her ass without him knowing.

When he was fucking me I Poop Dooped his ass.

by Trey and Gianna June 12, 2018

poop pillow

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.

I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.

by John 1-2 December 9, 2008

poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004