squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

Playing DJ

the action of stimulating a females clitoris in a sexual way.

I really wanted some sex. So I took off her panties and started playing DJ

by Slut Trap July 29, 2009

Plug and Play

sexual intercourse without a condom.

Dude1: "i was so wasted i forgot to put on my condom with that girl last night."
Dude2: "is plug and play better?"

Wife: "honey i want a child."
Husband: "Time to plug and play!"

by Lordofdudes February 09, 2011

playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

by Friend August 19, 2003

cucumber play

the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"

jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.

by bitch call me the mayor February 19, 2009

play toy

a man who has sex with a married woman

My husband pissed me off, so I called up my play toy and had some fun!

by Ms. Good Time June 06, 2010

X Play

1.A once great tv show that is now crap.

2.A tv show that bashes anime and dungeon crawlers just for being anime and dungeon crawlers.

3.A tv show that ruins the reputation of good games by
being "brutally honest," but are really making crap up just to avoid being canceled.

Producers of X Play: Alright now we want you to review FF7.

Adam Sessler: Wait, I thought I already...

Producers of G4: Yes, we know it was a good game, but now we want you to break the mood and talk crap about it.

Adam Sessler: What, are you nuts?! The whole world likes that game! If I said I hate it, the...

Producers of X Play: REFUSE AND YOU AND MAN CHIN GIRL WILL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!

Adam Sessler: O_O *GULP*

by The Truth about G4 October 21, 2009