One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time

"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"

by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017

95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.

Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.

by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009

nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010

Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived.
..........

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

perclumped

when your confused because your fingering a chick, and clumpy shit is all in her vagina.

perclumped discharge

by jamie(: February 15, 2009

Perculent

A combination of the words Succulent and Perky. Always refers to a woman's breasts.

"Yo, check out that sluts tits! They are so perculent I don't know what to do with myself!"

by Blarty mc Blarty Blart October 18, 2004