Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

by DuRt April 21, 2013

Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.

Patricia and James live now together. They started a regular single penis relationship (SPR) after some turbulences. Cp. to Double Penis Relationship (DPR) and Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR).

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

Gentleman's Penis

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.

Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis

by neobart March 2, 2010

Penis Pie

A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce

Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends

by raif May 30, 2003

Penis-Kissing Willie

A Little douchebag kid that wont shut up but thinks everyone is stupid while he is unaware that in reality he is actually a braindead little asshole. Commonly used in online gaming to refer to kids that come in just to ruin the game for people that want to have fun.

"Will That Penis-Kissing Willie shut the fuck up and stop glitching the door?"

by Furious Funk September 20, 2009

elongated, fat penis

A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.

Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.

Tanya: Gross!

Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?

Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!

Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!

Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...

Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??

Tanya: I didn't mean---

Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?

Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?

Ben: He didn't even like sausages.

Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!

Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.

Tanya: He wasn't---

Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!

Tanya: WHAT??

Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!

Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!

Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!

Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.

Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.

Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.

Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!

Tanya: Yeah baby!

*couple walks off hand in hand*

by Boontonto December 28, 2005

Impacted Penis

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

by dysangel March 8, 2009