officedogging

the act of watching other people have sex from your office window (instead of engaging in work or some other form income-generating activity)

yo, i spent 38 minutes officedogging last week. what time code does that go under?

by officedogger May 29, 2008

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit

Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.

Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

Official Anti SAT Forum

That thingie on facebook where you can curse the SAT like hell and worse. Everything bad about the SAT and the test makers is accepted... This is for the common good of students...

"OMFG...My SAT scores are deep in shit."

"Dude, the Official Anti SAT Forum is the place for you to be."

by RSV69 March 5, 2010

officube

A cubicle that has a door and four walls that don't quite reach the ceiling.

A: Well, they moved me into an officube.
B: What the hell's an officube?
A: It's an office without a ceiling.
B: So you get some privacy... except that everyone can hear everything you say?
A: Pretty much.

by d14n November 4, 2010

Officium Adversus Exitus

Latin for Responsibility Failure. Also known as ODE, this refers to anyone who dumps their responsibilities on to others. It specifically refers to fancy rat breeders who suddenly decide to "downsize" and re-home their rats.

Man, Bill's a total officium adversus exitus! He pulled an ODE!

by VexedScorpio April 17, 2011