shrimp corn

A person named nate or Nathaniel is very nerdy like, clumsy, and and always texts back within 3-4 hours.

Wow nate is such a shrimp corn

by Pnbglock October 03, 2018

Corn Maven

The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.

You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!

by Carlton Grüberschmott August 02, 2020

Corn seat

The only available seat in a public place, where one must sit next to a stranger.

I went to the movies with my family and I sat in the corn seat.

by xmissloox November 23, 2010

Tri-corned

To be intoxicated by marijuana, nicotine, and alcohol all at the same time. To be fucked (up) three ways.

I got tri-corned as fuck last night and cannot remember a damned, fucking thing.

by Duncan of the Idahos October 28, 2021

Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.

It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.

by jmcycle August 29, 2017

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 03, 2014

Corn fused

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa

I am corn fused about this problem I've grown

by Des Dino a May 26, 2019