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Girls don't poop

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"What is the Triple P Enzyme"

It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.

The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
by CuriousSamAdventures October 1, 2019
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Don't CoTH on me

A defense used when another roleplayer imposes on others to take away all the fun, enjoyment, and exploration of roleplay in favor of meeting a highly idealized notion of perfection, including knowledge and conduct that cannot be reached without making mental sacrifices. It's also a way to tell another roleplayer to "lighten up."

This is derived from the private World of Warcraft roleplay server Conquest of the Horde (CotH), which is best known for using strict, though highly imperfect, standards of acceptance.
Roleplayer 1: /e unpacks a fine bit of dwarven slims, putting a cigarette to his lip and sparking it up with a mechanical lighter. He gazes off onto the sea, leaning up against a metal crate. The portside was quite peaceful at this time of night.

Roleplayer 2: (( Uhm, excuse me? There isn't any such thing as cigarettes in warcraft lore and I very much doubt the dwarves would have anything to do with them. It doesn't fit their racial profile at all. Secondly, that's not a metal box you're leaning up against; it's wooden. Thirdly....the last sentence on your emote was completely unfitting for the dialogue and my character wouldn't be able to pick that up. I'm taking screens and reporting you to a GM. ))

Roleplayer 1: (( Don't CotH on me, bro!))
by 5555f June 18, 2009
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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
Tom, don't pat the table.
by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018
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WHY DON'T WE

Why don't we are a group of talented singers who graduated from high school and are going on with their life but they are still together. The talented singers are: Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Zach Herron,and Daniel Seavey. We love you guys.
Why don't we are the best singing group I have ever heard.
by yunna4life_15 September 21, 2020
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Thog don't careee

Thog don't careeee
"Hello"
"Thog don't careee"
by Do-I-Need-a-Username? July 10, 2021
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don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!
Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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don't do it december

A second chance at No Nut November. Or, if you passed No Nut November and want another challenge, this is for you. Don't fap or fuck! Touching your dick other than to wash or piss is instant disqualification! Good luck! You'll need it.
"I failed No Nut November."

"Haha, nerd! I completed it! Get rekt scrub"

"That's why I'm doing Don't do it December!"
by Flamethrower99 November 8, 2018
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