Driving to dads

Another way of saying smoking weed or getting high.

Kosta: yo, are you driving to dads tonight?
Dan: yes brother, can you get me some snacks?
Kosta: of course just let me know what you want.

by DickHead67 June 16, 2019

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

dorky dad

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.

Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."

by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017

boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.

Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.

by kiwi titi January 15, 2021

pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"

ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.

by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018

Our dad

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.

random girl from England: he’s our dad now boo
Laura: LMAO

by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022

Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.

by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018