Florida

idk much about it but i can tell you that georgenotfound isn’t there

dream: where is george
twitter: HE MUST BE IN FLORIDA

by starrydnfontwt April 8, 2021

florida truthing

georgenotfound fans hoping george is in florida to see his boyfriend dream

im in my florida truthing era again

by dwtlonely October 1, 2022

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Florida Puppy

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...

I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!

by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018

FLORIDA Turn

A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).

Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn

by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020