The Noodle Dream

Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.

Darien’s favorite position is The Noodle Dream.

by LittleChingChong February 22, 2019

bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

Whispering Noodle

This is the opposite of the "whispering eye" (vagina).

This definition would be for the male member, or commonly known as the penis.

"Dude, I just got kicked in the whispering noodle!"

"I'm so hot, take me...take me now with your manly whispering noodle"

by crustybean June 10, 2009

Noodle Sex

When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod.

Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me.

by Whattsernamee July 17, 2010

noodle cupper

a semi homosexual redneck caucasion male. who normally works in the excavating business. and tends to wear tight work pants and extra smedium work shirts.

there goes that noodle cupper again spinning tires.

by Kevin Kenneth King September 24, 2008

gay noodle

When some gay guy has a really long penis.

"Man, Richard has a gay noodle"

"Hey, wanna taste of my gay noodle?"

by reallegend27 February 15, 2017

noodle necking

when a feminine person wiggles there neck like a bobble head while trying to make a point

female: na uh oh no you didnt..... male: why you noodle necking.

by DaBadGuy360 February 1, 2012