Night Swimming 

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

Night Swimming by just an old dude June 29, 2025

Night in shining armor 

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

Night in shining armor by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

night night 

a phrase that one says to their lover when it is time for bed

Max: night night mommy!
Ellis: night night.

night night by anonymous September 5, 2025

Night bot

Bitch night bot is a bitch with no back bone doesn't know how to have a good time

Night bot is a bitch

Night bot by Dickemdowndarrel December 22, 2025

Night Teety Ball

Night Teety Ball is the original variant of Teety Ball. Teety Ball is a game adjacent to four square, also known as nine square (a.k.a nine square in the air). It can also be referred to as ‘NTB’. In this game, there are nine elevated squares which the players stand under. Anywhere between three and nine players can compete to reach the center square. Whoever does this is the winner (as long as they don’t hit the ball out of bounds). It’s only called Night Teety Ball when it is played at night. During the daytime or afternoon, it’s called Day Teety Ball or Afternoon Teety Ball. There’s a common misconception that this game relates to nine-ball, but it does not.

Jake: Who wants to play Night Teety Ball? It’s like four square… but better!

Night Teety Ball by willdavis_teetyb911 April 21, 2026

Night gator

A night gator appears when a man leaves a huge turd/loaf in the toilet before bed and forgets to flush. Then his wife/children use the bathroom and see a night gator floating in the toilet.

Wife: Jesus Bob…I went to use the bathroom last night and you didn’t flush!

Bob: Sorry if that night gator scared you honey…I was reading a great book.

Night gator by Jimbo Slezzem May 1, 2026

Night gator

A unflushed turd usually left to lurk in the dark overnight until a unsuspecting victim turns the lights on to discover it

Yo who tf left a night gator in the bathroom I’ve pissed on it 4 times last night and never knew it was there

Night gator by Ryro May 2, 2026