muff lover

A male or female who enjoys or loves the female's genitals.

i love your muff!
i am a muff lover!

by shayne7 March 21, 2007

B Muff

The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.

Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.

Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"

Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"

Brown Rice: "whoo??"

Both: "B MUFF!"

by Kung Powzzzz July 19, 2009

Muff Buck

The act of two lesbians utilizing a double ended dildo or in some way stimulating each other through a raucous session of missionary position sexual intercourse.

Joe: I think Sarah and Jane are lesbians.
John: You think so?
Joe: Absolutuely!
John: I would love to wittness that Muff Buck.

by Excnn December 30, 2010

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 20, 2007

Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 30, 2006

muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.

What's a muff cabbage?

by oFace Killah October 16, 2010