mosessexual

Someone who loves her boyfriend Moses

Mostly girls named Christina

I’m a mosessexual

by The one595948 July 2, 2023

Moses Docs

Sandals

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly

by pinch72 July 20, 2023

Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition

Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.

by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023

Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.

Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!

by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023

Moses

Racist. REALLY racist. Is a total anime nerd and enjoys seeing people suffer. Loves slurs (even the non-tasteful ones). Repeats Tiktok memes all the time. Probably gay for Sam.

Person: Racism is bad.
Moses: Hahaha, you have a great sense of humor.

by fleurfairee October 28, 2024

Momed

Really cool and handsome Muslim. He's very smart and extremely good at biology. Despite these fantastical boons, he has a few flaws.
Number 1 - He's shit at deepwoken
Number 2 - He's a little darker

"Whos that handsome somalian?"

"Its none other than Momed"

by MomedLover22 December 3, 2024

Moses

Hot guy

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him

by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023