Pilot Mode

When software is installed or developed directly into a production system without clearly defined requirements or any form of testing.
This software usually remains dormant or is lightly used until such point as the warranty period expires and full usage begins whereby all the defects and failings become apparent.

P=Project
I=Is
L=Likely to
O=Omit
T=Testing

PM. "We are under pressure to deliver this on time therefore we will launch it in Pilot Mode."
<30 days later>
TL. "It's in production now and people are unhappy as it doesn't work."
PM. "It's not my problem as the warranty period has expired."
TL. "We can't even begin to fix it as there is no Dev or Test environments which contain this software, nor is there any documentation!"
PM. <see previous PM response>

by leftintheshit August 14, 2009

Dragon Mode

An astronomical level of inebriation in which the subject commits a virtually unstoppable series of social atrocities. Biting, tackling, screaming (read: singing), breaking, and sitting upon are commonly employed by individuals in Dragon Mode. Not attainable by average alcoholics as this level of inebriation often results in blackouts.

When my roommate got home and began playing the guitar and singing(?) at the top of his lungs at 3am I knew he was drunk. When he burst through my door, jumped on my bed and tried to bite my nipple off, I realized he was in Dragon Mode.

by WoodHoot November 2, 2010

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004

midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 6, 2007

Rant Mode

When chearleaders piss you off with their anoying bullshit you go into rant mode.

Chearleader: "hahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhh omg omg omg omg omg look look look look ahhhhhhh lolololololololol whateeevvverrr whateeevvverrr like like like like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Timothy: Face turns red, starts banging head into wall and cursing he is now entering rant mode. "&@&$? Chearleaders shut the &$@! I would rather shove a glass tube in my own penis hole and smash it with a hammer than to listen to your $&@? anymore!"

by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011

Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009