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parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
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tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor
Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!
by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010
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The Morella

To show disapproval by defficating in the floor of an institution that has caused one to feel they have been wronged.
After wrongfully losing my job, I went straight to my boss's desk and gave him The Morella.
by pkbooicu November 4, 2014
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post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.
In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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2 More

A phrase used to calculate how many more of something there is. One may say this phrase is a way of life, a culture, and a lifestyle of its own. There’s always two down and always two more. Using this phrase may be accompanied by a show of fingers and simply the words “two more” to tell how many more there are. In other cases 2 more will be used as a factor in phrases saying how many more there are.
“How many more?”
A. “In 2 more 2 mores we only have 1 and a half 2 mores left.” (in 4 more we only have 3 more).
B. “2 more” (he says while holding up 3 fingers, indicating that there is in fact 3 more).
C. “2 down, 2 more” (merely restating the law of the 2 more).
by 2moresociety December 1, 2020
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Colin Morgan

THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.

Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
"Has anyone seen Colin Morgan lately?"
"Only in my dreams..."
by ehm no how dare u January 7, 2021
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Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye
Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"
by Pinkypinkypinky March 11, 2021
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