The Yarus Method

A rule for negotiating base salary for employment.

When provided a range for a given job offer. 1)Subtract the maximum from the minimum to get the range. range
2) Count the percentage of the job detail bullet points you are proficient in. proficiency rate
3) Ask = min of range + (proficiency rate*range)

Sria was proficient in everything in her job requirement and the range was $300,000 - $400,000. Using the Yarus method she decided to ask for $400,000.

Her employer was so impressed they upped her to 500,000.

by SriniFanMan October 2, 2025

The Penner Method

The plan to get a girl extremely drunk and have sexual intercourse with her. Consensual or not.

“Hey bro, Hailey’s been looking real fine lately I might have to try the Penner Method on her”

by Npensquared October 2, 2025

The Finn Method

The Finn Method is a method of sex where you fill every hole including the nose and ears

I used The Finn Method on my sister.

by FinnDoesStuff October 11, 2025

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)

Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .

by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025

Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent

“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”

by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025

The Gracie Method

Usually a young teen ranged 13-16 , physically fighting back against a parental figure who is physically abusing said teen or sibling of said teen. The Gracie method originates from a TikTok video posted by @shystee552 on 11/20/2025 that states “I once blocked a hit from my mom mom and she told the whole family I tried to fight her 🙄.” User @gracie_in_space commented “this is why i started swinging back. if you're gonna spread fanfiction; let's go ahead and make it canon.” The comment gained much traction on TikTok and had over 100k likes within two days, giving birth to what I’m now know as The Gracie Method. User @gracie_in_space would later clarify that she fought her father in self defense.

Past Tense: I got tired of my mom beating me and my siblings so I decided to hit her with The Gracie Method. She hasn’t laid a finger on any of us since.

Present Tense: You better get your hands off me mom before I bust out The Gracie Method.

by Ahab2727 November 22, 2025