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metal straw

Only what every single cool kid ever uses if they care about saving the turtles...
Oh, yeah, my metal straw has one hole.
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Future Metal

mix of various different sounds, such as:

double base drums, single base drums, shouts, clean vocals, digitally distorted vocals, bass, crunchguitar, synthesizer sounds, noise,.....
Don't look for melodies in Future Metal songs, you normally won't find them
Future Metal fan: Did you check out the new Fear Factory album?
metalhead: ew, computer generated elements
Techno fan: ew, Metal
by theFIST May 13, 2010
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money metal

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."
by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004
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Metallica

A household name. The 7th biggest selling act in American history.
Metallica owns!
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
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Metaprocrastination

Superior procrastination wherein one creates activities for procratination and will then procrastinate on performing their pocrastination activities. It involves deliberate and active procrastination. Activities which are performed while procrastinating are not unrelate, but deliberate and concious acts of procrastination.
I didn't want to write my essay, so I procrastinated. I decided to clean instead of writing my paper, but I didn't have the right cleanser so I needed to go to the store. But it was raining, so I watched some TV while I waited for the rain to stop. Then I feel asleep and didn't finish my essay.

Dude, that was some serious metaprocrastination.
by Carolyn Wilson December 11, 2006
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metal as hell

Super strong, tough, and totally bad-ass.
The 40-year-old gymnast Oksana Chusovitina just qualified for her 7th Olympic Games. That is metal as hell.
by greyfavorite June 5, 2016
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metaphorically i'm a whore

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.
by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016
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