Nyan Mario

a LazyTown YouTuber that makes your ears literally bleed with his song covers

Nyan Mario just uploaded the worst song cover of all time go watch

by Nyan Mario December 8, 2019

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos

A very good SMG1 hack which is based off from Kaizo Mario Galaxy and SMG1: Daredevil Challenge.

Dude 1: “Have you played Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”

by PudvahCrew (Tristan) February 16, 2021

Supah Mario Brothers 2

The best game to ever exist, winning game of the year 15 years in a row.

Friend: What's your favorite game?
Dunkey: SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2! UH OH! SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 UH OH! SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 WHAT THE FUCK? Piece of shit! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Rubub March 11, 2021

Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

Shoggin Mario boquiepfany

The action on standing on the right leg, putting the left foot up by you’re hip and holding it with you’re hand.

Did you see how that guy just did the Shoggin Mario boquiepfany!?! He’s talented!

by Smallbitchesaresexy September 21, 2021

Dirty Maison

A fat black man who loves getting pegged by people his discord kitten. After he gets pegged she uses his gapping asshole as a bowl for her anime figures

"Hey my little kitten. Can I get a Dirty Maison today?"
"Yes Daddy-Waddy🥺. I'll do Dirty Maison's for your satisfaction anytime you want daddy"

by LouisThaKing September 28, 2021