March 15th 

National fuck the hell out of your partners day

Hey sweetheart happy March 15th better be ready to celebrate later :)

March 15th by That Person123 March 15, 2021

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

March 20 by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021

March 20

National get a soapy booby pic. Mainly from your girlfriend.

BF: Hey can I get a soapy booby pic it’s March 20th
GF: guess I have too.

March 20 by MacktheG March 19, 2021

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

March 31 by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021

March 31

The day that SM3DAS got delisted.

Mario dies on March 31st.

March 31 by BullyEvolution666 September 12, 2021

March 22 

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

March 22 by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

March 31 by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021