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maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008
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Maddenial

The act of playing Madden football the day after the Super Bowl to fool yourself into thinking the season isn't over
Jeff's been playing that game all day. He's totally in Maddenial.
by ReefrSoutherlnd February 9, 2010
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maddie kirk

that's my name and basically, i'm the best person you will ever meet.
'dude, my name's maddie kirk and i'm amazing.'
by bieber's_girlfriend August 19, 2011
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maddie campbell

Maddie Campbell's are usually short, blonde, and shallow as hell - but only if they also have blue eyes. They can also be funny and intelligent, but that's a bonus. Maddie Campbell's pretend to love all the cool bands in school, but in reality the screaming stuff kind of scares her
1) it's so unfair how Maddie Campbell is going to the BVB concert when she doesn't even like them all that much

2) Maddie Campbell is so funny and smart, she's a really nice person, but dayumn is she shallow
by Psycho Violet October 28, 2013
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maddie lou

Amazing beautiful sexy girl. Who dates hot soccer players. And has a thing for tall Mexicans.
You see that girl ? She must be a Maddie Lou because she's gorgeous.
by Maddie lou March 1, 2015
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Maddi

A beautiful lovely trust worthy girl she has brownish eyes and curly brown hair she is shy and skinny really short and adorable but once you get on her bad side your screwed you can trust her with your life she is freinds with a Taylor once you find one keep her
Wow

What
I found a Maddi
Really
Yes she is just great
by Im.the.queen June 11, 2017
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Maddie

A girl who wants to date everyone in the school and fuck everyone. She dates a guy for a week then breaks up with him and go to the next one. She flirts with everyone. And she try’s to make her ex’s jealous but it doesn’t work.
Guy 1: do you want to go out with me?

Maddie: yeah

Guy 2: do you want to go out with me?

Maddie: yes
by Sarah miller May 22, 2018
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