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metrosexual

a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.
TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines
by Dread Pyrate Bonney March 18, 2005
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Meronia

Person 1: Meronia is my OTP.
Person 2: Immaculate taste.
by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm April 10, 2021
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metroid

a female who sucks the life from a male, specifically while dating; succubus
1:"Where's Bob?"
2:"With his girlfriend"
1:"Does he ever hang out with the guys anymore?"
2:"No dude, she's a metroid"
by DJ Callit October 7, 2005
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metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).
If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.
by P Shawn April 21, 2006
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Metrosensational

Derived from the word Metrosexual (meaning the appearance of being gay without actual homosexuality) used to describe a time you spend with a close friend that neither of you will tell to others in fear of being labeled as gay.
Situation:
Dude, last night was awesome (metrosensational) but don't tell James iight?
by WeakSauceyness September 18, 2010
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metromale

a Modern male who's sexual inclination/orientation can not be defined by his dress sense, outer appearance or physical body. Previously, it was assumed that a man who makes a concerted effort to look after himself, go for beauty treatments, has the latest, trendiest fashionable clothing and hair-style and frequents gym, had to be 'gay' or homosexual - at first glance. Times are changing and even 'straight' or heterosexual. Men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. This developing subculture influences the way we look at the modern man, but confuses the general 'gay-dar' ("The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people")One has to be careful not to assume that a good-looking, well-groomed male is 'gay' or homosexual.
That man has the perfect body, great dress sense and always looks perfect. He must be gay, or maybe he's a metromale.
a Well known Latino pop-singer from Puerto Rico is a perfect example of the 'metro-male' no one except himself is absolutely certain for which team he plays.
by Emvee November 16, 2007
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metrosexual

Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.
Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...
by FuckThisAndFuckYou November 24, 2004
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