sodomy mad

When you are so mad that you want to sodomize yourself with an inanimate object, like a TV remote.

"My brother was so mad that mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account that he tried to sodomize himself with the TV remote.
He skipped sad and angry and went straight to sodomy mad."

by jared8b23 February 18, 2014

mad fit

When you have a smexy outfit

Damnnnnnnn did you see what she wore to the party yesterday? That was a mad fit.

by Jennafinch5 November 05, 2019

mad donger

A Song (Usually Rap) That Goes Fucking Hard

Yo Tyrone Was Dropping Those Mad Dongers When I Passed Him The Aux Cord

by Ya Boy Claud December 31, 2014

a recipe for madness

2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs

BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS

by Social Justice League February 14, 2017

MAD PEEN

Used to describe activities that sluts partake in

Guy 1: You hear about tracy
Guy 2: Nah fam, what about her?
Guy 1: I heard she started sucking MAD PEEN

by DommnSub January 08, 2018

Mad Hare

(ma-add h-air)

A character of unexplainable nature. Usually extremely insane, a lovable creature who, if treated correctly, will bring you lots of luck. Always extremely attractive. Only one in existence at any time.

That Mad Hare bit my arm off and called my brother's sister his 'exquisite humping post'.

Mad Hare gave me five dollars! Then apologized for setting my house on fire! What a great guy!

by Gix Tzimisce January 20, 2009

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006