Zach having a girl friend is part of his private life and he's not obligated to tell anyone if he doesn't fucking want to.
by adubber July 20, 2012
Get the private lifemug. A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.
Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)
by zippy_uk October 12, 2006
Get the Second Lifemug. by sorryunavailabe May 20, 2017
Get the Life of the Partymug. One who fails at life
by Soapey May 1, 2020
Get the Life Failuremug. The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.
Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.
Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
by Coffin Vic July 26, 2010
Get the Slow lifemug. When you are shamed for your life decisions. These shames are usually related to your life style, your professional choices, your habits, or your social life. The shaming is usually done by someone who is already settled in life or someone who expects you to already be settled in life.
Example 1:
Single Male: "I can't believe our friend from high school is getting married. He told me after he is getting married that he plans to immediately move to the country so he can start a family."
Friend: "Friend, that is what some people do and is not unusual. I don't mean to be life shaming you, but in five years time he will have a family and you will still be in grad school trying to earn a PhD."
Example 2:
Father: "Why are you still single? Your mother is not getting any younger, and she wants grand kids."
Son: "Thanks for the life shaming, dad."
Example 3:
Mother: "Why are you still single? You are not getting any younger, and I want grand kids."
Daughter: "Thanks for the life shaming, mom."
Single Male: "I can't believe our friend from high school is getting married. He told me after he is getting married that he plans to immediately move to the country so he can start a family."
Friend: "Friend, that is what some people do and is not unusual. I don't mean to be life shaming you, but in five years time he will have a family and you will still be in grad school trying to earn a PhD."
Example 2:
Father: "Why are you still single? Your mother is not getting any younger, and she wants grand kids."
Son: "Thanks for the life shaming, dad."
Example 3:
Mother: "Why are you still single? You are not getting any younger, and I want grand kids."
Daughter: "Thanks for the life shaming, mom."
by HarlemHarrier November 13, 2015
Get the life shamingmug. by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015
Get the selling lifemug.