by FireTheGod/ess December 1, 2021
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- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
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by PutinPie January 8, 2022
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by Rubikslayer May 27, 2022
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by Rubikslayer May 27, 2022
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by Clever Satan February 13, 2023
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If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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