Liu Kang

The mf who redneck wet dick licker cunts play.

“I just finished on my ranch, time for me to go into my basement that has seamen allover the floor and play Liu Kang on mk”

by StinkHolee November 24, 2021

Jing Kang

A true villian

Jing Kang the villian ඞ

by ඞamogusඞ February 12, 2022

Isaac Kang

Isaac Kang is known for being a professional Kpop Star who actually started BTS!!!. He is hot, sexy and loving. He will always be there for you whenever tou need him and will be the best friend you will ever have. One of his biggest strengths and weaknessess is his big heart. He will at times be quiet but will have suddent bursts of energy. One moment he will be in the corner, the next he will be taking down the entire Czech Republic. Sometimes you might think that he is an angel sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. Someone who will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and someone who loves you no matter what kind of stupid things you do.

Person 1: I am so sad, my entire life is falling apart, I will never find happiness again...
Person 2: Go talk to Isaac Kang

by Real Chinese Citizen April 30, 2022

kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her

“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”

by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022

sophie kang

Definition of you are done

UR done UR DONE is all sophie kang says but is also really smart

by SOS4560 June 14, 2022

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 19, 2022

Canadian Kangaroo

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.

Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.

by ecaleohs February 10, 2023