Kellemu

To feel the need to make fun of your wife having sex with your friend, but then to cry behind closed doors.

“ Haha I told you she was a hoe. Call me when you get home and don’t go Kellemu on me”

by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022

Kellemu

To blame a innocent child’s medical problem on the mother genes.

“Science won’t prove Kellemu to be right, have you tried making more children to see?”

by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022

Keller day

Keller day is a day celebrated every December 11th to show thanks to keller. Praise Keller.

Do you know what day it is today?
Yeah! Happy Keller day!

by Supersuccsoil December 11, 2021

kelisscia

Kelisscia is a very nice person, she’s cute, funny, a little slow. But if you get a kelisscia she a keeper

Man kelisscia is so funny

by From jo jo December 27, 2021

Kelis

if your friends with a guy named chris don’t be more than friends

chris: i like you more than a friend

Kelis: me too

2 YEARS LATER
Kelis:i’m really sorry but i don’t like you anymore,i would love it if we could still be friends

chris:#####+**€+¥|’djskl****NO I HATE YOU I WILL NEVER BE TOUR FRIEND

that’s why you don’t date guys named chris.

by Averygrambs December 27, 2021

kellian

Kellian is the most fun person you could ever be with. they are different then other people no one can't compare being around the is always fun. Very loyal always there when you need them. They're very smart but doesn't wanna agree with it. Have the best personality that people would wanna be like kellian. Kellian is very attractive what they do and their features. They are just incredible.

girl: kellian is amazing.
boy: you're friends with him?
boy: you're so lucky!

by gabrielaaaa January 3, 2022

Kelli

Kelli is the most kind hearted, loving person you could ever know. She always puts herself first and doesn’t expect anything from you. Kelli has gorgeous eyes and she has the brightest prettiest smile you’ll ever see

Friend: “oh do you know Kelli”
Me: “Oh yea i love Kelli, shes the best. Have you seen those eyes”

by 1<3u February 23, 2022