Justin

Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.

Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Justin

Hi Justin, It's me Justin, I used to live In poverty. But now look at me, I'm a billionaire, you could basically call me the next Jeffrey Bezos. (Muahahhahahah)

I'm going to take over the world.
I'm the hottest man alive.

Him: I'm so Fucking Justin.
It is so crazy what life has come to.
Me: What
Him: Justin Means billionaire

by Wrapyourwillyb4yougetsilly April 3, 2023

Justin

Dude with the big boots that be collecting clams on the weekends

You see those clams Justin! Jump in with them big ole boots

by Agent00007 April 21, 2023

Justin

noun
A Captain. The most incredible person that ever existed. The quintessence of bravery and thoughtfulness. He is strong and caring. He loves giving gifts or tokens, notes, and love letters to his girlfriend. He values family, friends, and the Lord. He is a man of principle. Grumpy, strict, and jealous at times, but the sweetest person you will ever get to meet.

He is everything a girl could ever want but there's only one him and he's taken.

It would be the finest life to have Justin in it.
I love my Justin beyond every horizon.

by Baby hairs April 25, 2023

Justin

A nice person who is a friend for life. Is amazing at Soccer and has a large group of female friends. his girlfriend doesn't seem to mind because Justin does not cheat on woman and really values them and there opinions.

Person 1) There's Justin with his groups of female besties.

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Justin

Annoying and spoiled teenager.

Jack didn’t flush the toilet… what a Justin move.

by Troip May 8, 2023

justin

DUN DUN, DUN DUN. WOOOOOOOOAH- DUN DUN, DUN DUN. WOOOOAAAAH- DUN DUN, DUN DUN, WOOOOOOAHH- DUN DUN, DUN DUN. I KNOW U LOVE ME, I KNOW U CARE.. SHOUT WHENEVER, AND ILL BE THERE~

stream baby by justin beiber

by jayson.the.avgeek May 30, 2023