Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo
by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023
Get the Juanmug. Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.
by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 5, 2023
Get the juan and isabelmug. 
Get the Juanmug. A tall loving person that has the fattest and longest cock you will ever see in your fucking life 10-14 inches
by Pussyyur November 23, 2021
Get the Juan Pablomug. A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023
Get the juan noodlemug. Juan is an amazing person that has the biggest heart, has a love for music, animals, and children. He is the best future baby daddy and husband. He loves when you cook for him, cuddle him, and joke around with him, as well as laugh at his jokes. He loves to feel loved and listened to, and he will love you with all his heart and be very protective over you if you give him your love and understanding. Juan will always spread good and has an amazing and unique way of doing it through music that really pulls you in. He has a huge love for God and won’t be shy to talk to you about his love for him. He’s just an all around amazing, or like he likes to say, “standup- guy” and he deserves the whole world. He likes to sometimes be called rose, daddy, or gigachad.
by Juans_Wifey December 14, 2021
Get the Juanmug. by q1w2e3r4t5y6y September 7, 2020
Get the Juanmug.