A god among men he will smite all that dare cross this man plus he’s mega hot, so hot that you can cook bacon off him in 0.0001 seconds
by Franco ‘él wanko April 22, 2021
by Syit Koltave May 31, 2024
Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.
Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated
Daniel: rip
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated
Daniel: rip
by schoolisass December 09, 2023
nickname for George Allen.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
JR's Scale states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a piercing = to the eye grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said piercing.
by waittillmyshitlocup May 13, 2022
American open wheel and stock car racing driver who hailed from Indianapolis, Indiana. He was one of legendary NASCAR driver Tony Stewart's (a fellow Indiana native) fiercest rivals from his USAC racing days. During his short career, he had won the 1997 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series Rookie of the Year honors-winning 2 races that season, as well as winning the 1998 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Rookie of the Year honors driving the # 28 Texaco Ford. No one will know what kind of career he might have had as he lost his life in a crash while practicing for a Winston Cup race that was run at New Hampshire Motor Speedway on the weekend of July 7-9, 2000. He was 30 years old, dying a month shy of what could have been his 31st birthday.
Tony Stewart donating the race trophy he won at New Hampshire to Kenny Irwin Jr's parents is a nice and touching gesture and a tribute to one of his fierce rivals that weekend in July of 2000.
by Neveracoltsfan317 July 27, 2023
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 11, 2023