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Jordan Peterson

Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.
Shut up you far-left twat or I'll go Jordan Peterson on your ass.
by C J B November 6, 2019
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Jordan's Baby

Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.
"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".

"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".
by Rufus T Firefly June 11, 2006
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Jordan (guy)

A awesome guy who know how to get girls and have good sex.
Oml I wish Jordan (guy) was here so we could smash, I'm horny!!
by Jaidenisfire July 21, 2017
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Jim Jordan

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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Jordan

A short black kid with a little dick and an annoying voice that also likes fat chicks
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michael jordan's

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches
i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack
by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003
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East Jordan

A place in Michigan where all of the true thugs live.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: To ghetto ass East Jordan bitch.
by Mymoneycountmoney July 1, 2011
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