Jockey Lips

One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.

"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"

by AndroPoodle September 21, 2019

Chicken jockey

A phrase which is uttered in the Minecraft movie to which people act like absolute buffoons, chucking popcorn everywhere and screaming. There was even one occasion where someone brought in an actual live chicken.

Steve: chicken jockey!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”

by ttn2025 April 12, 2025

Chicken Jockey

The famous last words said on 4chan before it's downfall.

Said by Jack Black in his minecraft movie.

What the fuck is going on?

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"

The fucking 4chan:

by Sosku10 April 23, 2025

Knob jockey

A man that has a peculiar involvement with his own sex

Barry is definitely a knob jockey he rides Dave all night

by Not a jockey September 28, 2025

Jockeying

When your wrap your legs around a women's waist from behind her, lick up her neck, and slowly shove your tongue down her ear, whilst riding her like a jockey from left for dead 2

"nah dude, don't talk to that bitch, I heard she let a dude 'jockey' her and record it bro"

"Did you end up smashing that girl last night"

"Yeah bro I was jockeying the fuck out that bitch"

by Skinny White Pimpin May 24, 2020

attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser

when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it

by swfella February 23, 2011

Chicken Jockey

When a person rides a chicken.

"Wow bro steve is a chicken jockey."

by Camel fash May 20, 2025