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Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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Jubblin jibberonis

"I'd get up in that purely for the jubblin jibberonis."
by Andy Wolff July 19, 2013
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Hebbe jebbes

When are watching something you don't like and it makes you shiver. Eg like spiders or snakes
I got the hebbe jebbes for watching the ants
by Pingu2255q January 20, 2016
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wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017
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side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.
Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.
by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017
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Wobbly jobbly

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders
Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower
by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 8, 2018
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