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Jesse

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.
What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.
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Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
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Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.
Jesse? Can you help me?
Yeah! Sure!
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A badass who always is ready to have fun time is protective with people he cares about and have a massive dick and is a car truck motorcycle person and has amazing dirty/dark jokes and at least dose a f bomb 69 times a day
Idk I was bored so I made it about a friend and he is a fun person. So I had to define him in the best way "damn it jesse are you under the cat and lost the 10 mil" jesse "fuck shit son of a fucking fuck I fucki g got oil on my self and massive dick hurts when working on the truck cause I dropped a oil filter
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Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!
"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."
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she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb
-jess is the best
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That type of guy that sits on a couch and drinks coke all day
Jesse be like
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