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John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.
Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.
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Who are you thankful for this thanks giving? Beans rice Jesus Christ and Byrin 🥴, who? ByRin, WHO? BYRIN
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Jessica Simpson

The two extremes.
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Jessyca

Jessyca is a rare species among the world today, having only a similar sounding name to the predecessor "Jessica", but containing a completely different character all-together. The Jessyca is a kind-hearted woman with love, passion, and a caring heart, but be wise not to cross her, as she has the ability to be the kindest of all creatures, and the most ferocious.
Jessyca loved each and every one of her friends, and had no enemies... as they had all gone missing.
by SongOfAPeach February 3, 2010
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Jess

A hot guy that is funny and will most likely steal your bitch.
Jess will steal yore bitch
by Ficaveor May 28, 2020
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