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Jeff

Thinks he's cool and blocked me after I sang Hit or Miss
Me: Hit or Miss
Jeff: Sorry I have to help other customers
Me: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND+

Jeff: *blocks*
by _moonchild January 31, 2019
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Jeff

Jeff is so white.
by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019
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jeff

gjeff
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by TCTNGaming June 30, 2018
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Jeff

A cannabis ciggarette, that is entirely pure and 100% marijuana.

Known mostly as a 'FatJeff' these spliffs are known to aid an individual in reaching a level of intoxication that they have never reached before.
Wow man, i was smoking a Fat Jeff earlier and that shit has got me lean as fuck, i can't stop wigging out
by FatJeffsAndOnionRings February 26, 2017
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Jeff clan

im in Jeff clan and my dick became smaller
by Haqqam? March 13, 2022
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jeff seavey

Daniel seavey's dad, he also is really good at playing people's feelings.
*someone hints at something*
Me:That's a Jeff Seavey right there
by Bessons.chickee August 31, 2020
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Jeff Bozos

"jeff boh-zohs"

Noun / Roast

A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:

1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).

2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).

3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."

My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
by irobuang August 30, 2025
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